What I bought: White House Black Market Saint Honore Essential Slim Jeans
What I paid: $78 (ugh, full price)
As I age, it seems like my body composition is…shifting. That’s the only way I can describe it. My weight hasn’t changed much, but the way my clothes fit has. Including my jeans.
On my birthday, I went to Mall of America to make some returns. As I was headed out, I decided to stop in White House Black Market and check out their jeans. I was instantly greeted by a sales person who found me a couple items, escorted me to the dressing room and then held me hostage in the dressing room for two hours. TWO HOURS. I’m assuming I tried on everything in the store.
In the end, I chose a pile of things to buy, then returned almost all of it a week later. White House Black Market has some cute stuff…but they also have some expensive stuff. The only items I kept were two pairs of jeans: the slim style, which I’ll talk about today, and a flare style that I’ll talk about in another post.
I’m wearing the jeans here with a vest I bought at a local store called Primp. I’m IN LOVE with it. I saw it on Primp’s Instagram account and then daydreamed about it for two days. I’m wearing it with a light blue/chambray button down from Gap (one of their boyfriend-style shirts) that I’ve had for a few years.
I want to say that I like these jeans…but they stretch generously in the waist. I didn’t take any photos to illustrate it, but let’s just say I could fit at least a half-gallon jug of milk in the waist. I may or may not have tried to do that just to see. It was an empty jug, if that makes this any less weird. It’s probably more weird to think about me wandering around my house for objects I could fit in my waist. Welcome to my world.
Anyway, my point is that the jeans stretch. A LOT. And they do it quickly. I put these on after washing and air-drying them. Within 10 minutes of standing around, they had stretched. No sitting, no lunges, no squats — just standing. Most jeans for me will take an hour or two to stretch, and that’s after doing some sitting. Not the case for these jeans from White House Black Market. The legs didn’t stretch much, though, so there’s that.
When I read the reviews on White House Black Market’s website, the reviews for this pair of jeans were pretty positive…but it looks like White House Black Market has a new color or style of essential slim that has next to no stretch, and everyone complained about how uncomfortable they are. I personally prefer the dark wash of the other jeans better than what I have — mine have some whiskering. I know that some people say whiskering is flattering, but I don’t think that’s true for people with pear-shape proportions.
And one more outfit, this time with a striped turtleneck from Old Navy and a leopard print scarf from Express.
I bought these jeans in the regular length — they’re way too long for me, so I roll them under.
I guess I’m on the fence with these jeans. They stretch so much that it makes it sort of hard to wear them on days where I’ll be really active. For example, I wore them while on vacation with my mom and was constantly pulling them up and readjusting my shirts with them. When I’ve worn them to work, it wasn’t so bad because I was mostly sitting or standing at my desk all day.
I do like the way they make my legs look — they are a skinny style but aren’t skin-tight around my calves. I could have the waist taken in, but have had a couple bad experiences with that.
Next time, I think I’d buy a pair and bring them home for a wear-test. Somehow I thought that because they were more expensive than my regular jeans, they wouldn’t stretch as much as others. Stupid, Lindsey! I’ve learned my lesson this time.